INSERT INTO User (id, name) VALUES (1, 'Adam'), (2, 'Betty'), (3, 'Curtis');
INSERT INTO Tag (id, name) VALUES (1, 'left'), (2, 'right'), (3, 'vital');

INSERT INTO Burp (id, text, timestamp, user_id) VALUES
  (NULL, 'Waiting at the entrance', CONCAT(CURRENT_DATE(),' ','11:41:00.000'), 1),
  (NULL, 'Did anybody check the menu? The screen''s not working.', CONCAT(CURRENT_DATE(),' ','11:42:00.000'), 2),
  (NULL, 'Still not open. I''m huuuuungry!', CONCAT(CURRENT_DATE(),' ','11:45:00.001'), 3),
  (NULL, 'Stay away from the #right side today!', DATEADD('SECOND', -650, CURRENT_TIMESTAMP()), 2),
  (NULL, 'Katina #vital is delicious ♥', DATEADD('SECOND', -620, CURRENT_TIMESTAMP()), 1),
  (NULL, 'The schnitzel on both sides is quite OK #left #right', DATEADD('SECOND', -463, CURRENT_TIMESTAMP()), 3),
  (NULL, 'I''m all for the healthy kantina vital, but does it always have to have this oriental touch? #vital', DATEADD('SECOND', -318, CURRENT_TIMESTAMP()), 1),
  (NULL, 'If nothing else works, there''s still the potato gratin #left and #right', DATEADD('SECOND', -10, CURRENT_TIMESTAMP()), 2),
  (NULL, '...but then again, what''s the side dish? #left #right', CURRENT_TIMESTAMP(), 2);

INSERT INTO Burp_Tag (burp_id, tag_id) VALUES (4, 2), (5, 3), (6, 1), (6, 2), (7, 3), (8, 1), (8, 2), (9, 1), (9, 2);
  